Nalwonky

hotandcoldaf:

hetamushitama:

beevomitbooboo:

beevomitbooboo:

beevomitbooboo:

sixpenceee:

Who remembers the Berenstain Bears? Many people actually remember it as the Berenstein Bears. It’s part of the Mandela theory, or a term that someone is positive something happened although it didn’t. Many attribute these false memories as a glimpse into a parallel universe. (Source)

Ok nonononono fuck no I swear I have these on my shelf and I swear to god they say Berenstein, I am checking right now this cannot be real

WHAT THE FUCJK THEY ALL FUKCING SAY BERENSTAIN THEY DIDN’T SAY THAT WHEN i WAS A CHILD I DON’T UNDERSTAND. THIS CANNOT BE REAL, THIS CANNOT BE A THING

It was DEFINITELY Berenstein though, this is blowing my mind. If you had asked me before this moment I would have spelled it that way, and now I have like ten books on my shelf spelled like freaking Berenstain.

w……hAAAATTTTT

"Many attribute these false memories as a glimpse into a parallel universe." Guys everybody thinks it’s spelled Berenstein because that’s how it’s pronounced, it’s really not that deep.

My family always pronounced it like it was spelled, and as such, had many jokes about bears in stains.

thepageofhopes:

antisjwyellowfang:

Just your daily reminders:

  • Racists are a problem
  • White people are not
  • Homophobes are a problem
  • Straight people are not
  • Transphobes are a problem
  • Cis people are not
  • Sexists are a problem
  • Men are not

And most importantly,

  • Hating an innocent person solely because of their race, sexuality, or gender makes you a fucking asshole

Just some actual daily reminders:

  • All white people do racist things without being aware they are
  • All straight people do homophobic things without being aware that they are.
  • All Cis people do transphobic things without being aware that they are.
  • All men do sexist things without being aware that they are.
  • Saying things like ‘some men’, ‘some cis people’ absolves the blame of individuals and only seeks to comfort those with privilege and power.
  • When a post says ‘some X’, the X will always assume that they are not because THEY ARE NOT AWARE.

And most importantly,

  • It’s called metonymy, when anyone who is oppressed makes an exasperated statement like ‘i hate straight people’, they are substituting straight people for the concept of a system and a culture that teaches, incentives, and legitimizes homophobic acts and normalizes homophobic acts so that straight people constantly do honophobic things without realizing it and that’s really fucking annoying.

And just as important,

  • The concept of sjws dehumanizes marginalized people and categorizes them as an ‘angry and emotional’ stereotype and only adds to the oppression of marginalized people under the guise of being ‘fair’, while the only thing you are doing is cushioning privileged people from their own ignorance and privilege.

It’s great how neither side of this took atypical neurology into consideration.

Scribblenauts Unmasked lets me make Dan Garretts

My life is compete

nalwonk:

Team Nalwonk Plays Crash Team Racing - Part 1

Team Nalwonk is a new feature on Channel Nalwonk, featuring the best gamers I could afford!  A warning though, Team Nalwonk videos will tend to feature harsher language than my solo work.

We start things off with a celebration of Mario Kart 8, and the series in general, by playing a competing game that would never existed without it!

nalwonk:

Team Nalwonk Plays Crash Team Racing - Part 2

More Crash Team with my team.  We discuss how Donkey Kong Junior is Donkey Kong’s Father.

People tell me they can say whatever they want, and then call me entitled for thinking maybe they should consider other people before they say offensive things.

Aren’t people just great?

nalwonk:

Let’s Play Mega Man X - No Dash Run - Part 3

A couple more stages and then some backtracking, also had a few recording difficulties on this one.

nalwonk:

Mega Man X - No Dash Run - Part 2

Continuing on my journey of password manipulation and ineptitude.

nalwonk:

Nalwonk Plays SNES Classic Mega Man X, with a twist:

Mega Man X - No Dash Run.

Using password manipulation, I play through Mega Man X without collecting the normally required leg upgrade.

Part of a series I’m doing, check it out

nalwonk:

Nalwonk Reviews Blue Beetle #1 - A silver age “classic”

"Be the bigger person"

autie-baeddel-cat:

tcharlatan:

is bullshit advice.

My bigness is not determined by my capacity to quietly absorb bullying, degradation, or abuse.

Yes, this.

I feel like this is dependant on context.  I typically think of it more as a don’t sink to their level type of thing than a quietly sit there and take abuse sort of thing.